See You In Hell!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween!

Friday, October 27, 2006

..And now for something completely different..

Monday, October 23, 2006

Is it just me...

...or does hearing Albert Pujols last name announced during the world series cause you to giggle uncontrollably?

It's just me? Oh.

Well screw you then.


Sunday, October 22, 2006

Autumn kicks ass

Friday, October 20, 2006

Today's Recipe For Jege:

Start with 3 lbs of Free-Range Cynicism, browned.

In a separate bowl, mix 4 cups of Problem With Authority with 3 cups chopped Bitter Antisocial Behavior.

Then add 2 rounded tablespoons of Disillusionment with Organized Religion, and 3 sprigs of Just Plain Twisted (minced). Add this mixture to the browned Cynicism, and blend angrily and resentfully with a whisk.

Season to taste with fresh Nihilism.

Top with a dollop of Warped Self Body Image, and serve chilled.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

The man I married

Stay back!!!!! He's MINE!!!!!!!!!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Don't mess with me!

Big boots!
Originally uploaded by eM-jAy.
I may be cute and little, but I can also totally kick your ass!

(Or I'll just snuggle you and drool, but you know, I do only weigh 13 pounds.)

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Why don't people just kill themselves first?

Why don't the headlines read: "Cowardly loser kills innocent people instead of just offing himself." Maybe we should praise those who go alone instead of taking people with them? Granted suicide isn't something I think should be encouraged in general, but if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why not just do it instead of ruining so many other lives first?

Wouldn't it be much nicer to feel bad about the truck delivery guy who couldn't deal with his inner demons and his mourning family instead of wanting him to come back from the dead so that we could torture the heck out of him for the anguish he inflicted on those young girls and their families?

The cowardice of the PA and CO killers is just pathetic. They both knew they were going to die and thought they'd wreak some havoc first and torture and kill young girls.

Here's a crazed thought, seek counseling. Ask for help. Use restraint. Function in society instead of trying to ruin it. If you are pained about something, don't do the one thing that could make others feel pain that intense. Talk to someone, work through your problems. It's called life. It's hard and sometimes you feel the need to freak out and do it, but don't bring guns and violence into the equation. Work out, scream at a stuffed animal, be a little weird, who cares.

If you can't do that and feel you need to point a gun and shoot--look first at yourself.

I am not encouraging people to kill themselves when they're frustrated or having a hard time. I just really cannot imagine the extent of the damage these people have done. If people need to kill someone and ruin a life, I don't think they should feel such entitlement that they can take others. You control one life-your own.