See You In Hell!

Friday, June 29, 2007

WTF Japan, redux.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I LOVE this:

P.S. It's my birthday today!!!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Inspired by Karicita (click here for link)

Kari, between both of our blogs, we oughtta be able to come up with a pretty comprehensive list. :) I started out just concocting random, absurd titles, but eventually oh-so-perceptive me figured out that the REAL joke was that Harrison Ford is basically a senior citizen now. I am so smart! S-M-R-T! Anyway, here we go:

Rejected Titles for The New Indiana Jones:

  • Indiana Jones and the Enchanted Chancre.
  • Indiana Jones and the Bed Shitter.
  • Indiana Jones and the Delightful Angora Kitty Sweater.
  • Indiana Jones and the All-Day "Full House Marathon" on TNT.
  • Indiana Jones Snaps Calista Flockhart in half like a Twig.
  • Indiana Jones and the All-Mime Chainsaw Lambada Band.
  • Indiana Jones and the Hideously Withered Limb that you just can't NOT stare at. EW.
  • Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Package of Depends.
  • Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.
  • Indiana Jones and the Deluxe Rascal 625 with a Top Speed of 8 MPH!!
  • Indiana Jones Can't Remember Where He Left His Teeth.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

How's it going, Frank?

I LOVE the first verbal exchange in this commercial.
Also, the part where they smash the ceramic kitty.

Cranky Office -

Blogging isn't Fight Club

As my husband once said:

The first rule about Fight Club is, don't talk about Fight Club.

The second rule about Fight Club is, don't ask about the Fight Club-embossed pink soap; it's not for sale.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A return to Sacriliciousness - UPDATED 6/27/2007

Angry Teenage Jesus:

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Friday, June 15, 2007

This one's for Crabmommy

Hey y'all, hie thee over to for some choice literary musings on life, family, & motherhood:

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Happy birthday, Em & Ellie!!!

I love the juxtaposition of Ellie's smirkyness & Em's annoyance. :)

Missing the beach....