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Friday, October 20, 2006

Today's Recipe For Jege:

Start with 3 lbs of Free-Range Cynicism, browned.

In a separate bowl, mix 4 cups of Problem With Authority with 3 cups chopped Bitter Antisocial Behavior.

Then add 2 rounded tablespoons of Disillusionment with Organized Religion, and 3 sprigs of Just Plain Twisted (minced). Add this mixture to the browned Cynicism, and blend angrily and resentfully with a whisk.

Season to taste with fresh Nihilism.

Top with a dollop of Warped Self Body Image, and serve chilled.

14 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

Oh Jege, that's why we love you so much. You forgot to say that this dish goes well with beer.

Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:07:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

That's too funny, because I was just thinking that I'd forgotten to list the wine pairings for the Recipe du Jege.
But of course, you are correct about the beer. Fuck the wine pairings. Fuck them long, and fuck them hard.

Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:15:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Kato said...

I just took the advice in your comment above and... um... I seem to be stuck in the bottle. Any advice?

Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:55:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Very nice! Are you sure there isn't Eye-talian dressing on side?

And I think Kato that your problem could be solved with a nice tagine of male impotence and insecurity.

Friday, October 20, 2006 at 1:23:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

As the events of the day unfolded, I had to amend this recipe slightly. I think you'll find that this version is perfect for that crisp fall afternoon at the corner bistro:

Start with 3 lbs of Free-Range Cynicism, browned.

In a separate bowl, mix 4 cups of Problem With Authority with 3 cups Bitter Antisocial Behavior (finely chopped).

Then add 2 rounded tablespoons of Disillusionment with Architecture Profession As A Whole, and 3 sprigs of Hatred Towards Asshole Neighbors (minced).

Add this mixture to the browned Cynicism, and blend angrily and resentfully with a whisk.

Season to taste with fresh Nihilism.

Top with a dollop of White-Hot Rage Towards George W. Bush, and serve chilled.

Note: This dish goes well with Jagermeister shots & a beer chaser.

Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:20:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger amycita said...

How many calories are in this dish? and grams of fat, carbs etc? I was thinking it might go a little something like this:

Nutritional facts:
Calories: who the fuck cares?!?!
Fat: who are you calling fat, Jumbo Miss?!?!
Carbohydrates: They were the base of the goddamn food pyramid for like 50 years for a reason, so lay off it. Atkins fucking DIED. Remember that.
Sugar: mmmm. sugary goodness... what were we talking about?


Also, I’m not sure how I feel abut the Free Range Cynicism. So I guess I should be glad that they raise the cynics in a free range environment…I’m visualizing a group of black-clad goth-style Jedgie types, walking around a countryside muttering, well, cynically. Then I was thinking: wouldn’t it develop their cynicism more effectively if they were raised in, say, a cynic-fattening cubicle? Where they sit in front of a slow-ass internet connection and become more and more cynical before they finally meet with their destiny at the slaughterhouse?

Saturday, October 21, 2006 at 9:08:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger goldennib said...

It all sounds delisch.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 at 6:36:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

Why all this rage towards Bush? Perhaps it is because it has been 12 years since the democrats have elected congressional majorities? Perhaps it is because they held the White House only 8 of the last 26 years? Perhaps it is because their core beliefs cannot gain a national majority?

Sunday, October 22, 2006 at 1:23:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

What, can't I hate anyone just for the sake of hating?!!

I thought this was AMERICA, man.

P.S.- Good to have ya back, the_bad.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 at 1:30:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

Thanks - it's nice to be back among the living!

You can hate for the sake of hating. It IS America.

Drop on by the site sometime. All this energy from my hiatus has me pouring out articles now.

Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:59:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Lisa said...

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Monday, October 23, 2006 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Lisa said...

pure genius Amycita!

Monday, October 23, 2006 at 7:38:00 PM PDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Halfway through I said fuck the recipe and threw in a bunch of other volatile ingredients that were already mixed together in my, uh, kitchen. Sumpin's startin to happen...

Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 1:37:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Hunter!! Welcome to da blog, yo!!

Saturday, October 28, 2006 at 6:15:00 AM PDT

 

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