See You In Hell!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Just try and tell me they are not identical

Newborn Adriaan on the left, and his older sister Ellie at roughly the same age on the right (click the image and zoom in to see the larger version).

Friday, April 25, 2008

I have a new nephew!!!!

Adriaan James was born:
10:19 pm, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - Earth Day
20.5 inches long, 7 lb. 3.5 oz, 14 inch head

Em, Dyl, & Ellie are all doing fine!!! Yay!!!!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

My daily chuckle from Postini

My sp*m filter just quarantined a message whose subject line read:

"You can now tear her apart".

I mean really. Is it an ad for penis-enlarging apparatii or permission from the powers that be to finally kill one of the bitches that drive me crazy on a regular basis? The latter, I hope.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The subject of today's email forwards appears to be "Cat Sandwiches"

Several emails I received today all contain rampant cat sandwichery, in one form or another. Take a look:

Monday, April 14, 2008

NEVER buy a computer online- EVER!!!!

Just so you know. Don't do it. And NEVER buy an HP. And Vista = SUCK.

Computer that is supposed to simplify your life and be a multimedia master: $2,500.

Time spent talking to tech support in a different country: never ending.

Annoyance with not being able to watch a flipping DVD on a multimedia computer: also seemingly sans ending.

Costco's 90 day return policy that has never been over-turned: priceless

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Amycita's follow up to pie chart

Amycita may not have the most advanced techie skills, but our very own Ms. Nasty has mad skillz beyond the blogging world:

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Click image for larger view.

*thanks to Crabmommy for forwarding this!!!*

Friday, April 04, 2008

Props to the homeys....

I must admit, I do have some of the greatest friends in the world.

Need a fence built? Everyone joins in. Wanna put in a retaining wall? But of course we'll help! I'm confident that, if one of us wanted to build a barn, the rest of us would materialize out of thin air, hammers and saws in hand.

We're like the Amish, but with more swearing and drinking.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Me and the Monkey

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Aveda targets the wanker demographic?