Inspired by Karicita (click here for link)

Kari, between both of our blogs, we oughtta be able to come up with a pretty comprehensive list. :) I started out just concocting random, absurd titles, but eventually oh-so-perceptive me figured out that the REAL joke was that Harrison Ford is basically a senior citizen now. I am so smart! S-M-R-T! Anyway, here we go:

Rejected Titles for The New Indiana Jones:

• Indiana Jones and the Enchanted Chancre.

• Indiana Jones and the Bed Shitter.

• Indiana Jones and the Delightful Angora Kitty Sweater.

• Indiana Jones and the All-Day "Full House Marathon" on TNT.

• Indiana Jones Snaps Calista Flockhart in half like a Twig.

• Indiana Jones and the All-Mime Chainsaw Lambada Band.

• Indiana Jones and the Hideously Withered Limb that you just can't NOT stare at. EW.

• Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Package of Depends.

• Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.

• Indiana Jones and the Deluxe Rascal 625 with a Top Speed of 8 MPH!! http://www.rascalscooters.com/scooters/625.shtml

• Indiana Jones Can't Remember Where He Left His Teeth.