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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Inspired by Karicita (click here for link)

Kari, between both of our blogs, we oughtta be able to come up with a pretty comprehensive list. :) I started out just concocting random, absurd titles, but eventually oh-so-perceptive me figured out that the REAL joke was that Harrison Ford is basically a senior citizen now. I am so smart! S-M-R-T! Anyway, here we go:

Rejected Titles for The New Indiana Jones:

  • Indiana Jones and the Enchanted Chancre.
  • Indiana Jones and the Bed Shitter.
  • Indiana Jones and the Delightful Angora Kitty Sweater.
  • Indiana Jones and the All-Day "Full House Marathon" on TNT.
  • Indiana Jones Snaps Calista Flockhart in half like a Twig.
  • Indiana Jones and the All-Mime Chainsaw Lambada Band.
  • Indiana Jones and the Hideously Withered Limb that you just can't NOT stare at. EW.
  • Indiana Jones and the Bottomless Package of Depends.
  • Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.
  • Indiana Jones and the Deluxe Rascal 625 with a Top Speed of 8 MPH!!
  • Indiana Jones Can't Remember Where He Left His Teeth.


Blogger Kato said...

Geriatric Jones and the Temple of Continence.

Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 8:50:00 AM PDT

Blogger The_Bad said...

Indiana Jones Pimps His Rascal.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:41:00 AM PDT

Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Indiana Jones and who gives a flying fuck?

Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 2:29:00 PM PDT


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