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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Just in case you didn't know....

....Em has a quote on brainyquotes.com
Here it is: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/e/emilylein210095.html

31 Comments:

Blogger eM said...

A big thank you to Paul, who I used to work with, who put that quote on his website along with several other quotes (mostly by famous folks). I think those famous people quote sites must spider out or people search for quotes on other sites and I somehow got pulled into the mix!

Jege, it started when Heidi and I were driving down to ABQ to see you and we meowed showtunes on the entire Kansas city (turnpike? what is that weird toll road there called?).

I'm now on a couple of other quote sites too :)

Friday, September 23, 2005 at 5:09:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger kari said...

that's a beautiful quote!!!

Friday, September 23, 2005 at 12:56:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Emily is now listed on Floyd's People Who Are Assholes list. Floyd wants Em to know that it's not her fault this dumb-ass quote got picked up by BrainyQuote while Floyd's brilliance remains unheralded. It is the sheer ludicrous content of the quote that requires the listing. Hugs.

Monday, September 26, 2005 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

tee hee hee...Should I be on the asshole list? Or the people you are jealous of list?

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 5:54:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd is considering a less flattering photo for Em's listing.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 7:25:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Floyd needs to be able to laugh a little. was only kidding.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 7:42:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

You kids knock it off, or I'm pulling this car over.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 8:13:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

But MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

:) Ahh, please tell me how mom and dad thought it would be a good idea to drive a Citation to the west coast with 3 kids in it! That was the car we took on that trip, wasn't it?

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 8:30:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Yes indeedy it was. A two-tone Chevy Citation, 1982 model, I believe. Heckuva vehicle, despite its ugliness (it served me well in college....it started at 50 below, and I swear that the fucker got 60 mpg).

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 9:10:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 8:31:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd knows how to laugh as his sense of humor is highly advanced. For example:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

That just slays Floyd. Jege has petitioned Floyd to move Em to the People Who Don't Suck list based upon a pillow she made that has "Go Fuck Yourself" embroidered on it. Floyd is seriously considering this.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 8:33:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Also along w/ that collection of charming housewares is an embroidered handtowel that says 'Fuck You' next to a kitty sleeping and another handtowel covered with little plastic flying kitties w/ crazed eyes :)

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 9:23:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd was unsure how to handle this predicament, but then remembered that it's his lists and he can do whatever the fuck he wants with them. Thus, Em is the first person to receive dual listings. One on Floyd's People Who Are Assholes list and one on Floyd's People Who Don't Suck list. It's possible for Floyd to think you're asshole that doesn't suck. Isn't it?

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 1:10:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I think it is. In fact, most of my friends are assholes who don't suck.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 1:31:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I take that back. They all suck.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 2:37:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

I'm honored by the dual listing, Floyd :)

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 2:42:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Dammit Floyd, I wanted to be by the naked dude!!! Emily ALWAYS gets to be by the naked dude (if I had a nickel....)....

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 3:24:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

note: the above comment will make little sense unless you have visited floyd's lists at http://floydslists.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 3:25:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd appreciates the plug. Floyd assumed people would link through the profile, but agrees that name reinforcement is a powerful marketing tool.

Before Floyd moves Jege to the spot next to Keith, Floyd wishes to know if Em objects to this. Floyd is an equal opportunity offender.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 4:09:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Hey, Jege is right. I do spend a lot of time next to naked men (or at least 1 in particular), I'm fine with Jege getting a swing at it.

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 6:12:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd hopes you ladies are happy now.

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 6:59:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Jege is appeased.

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 8:04:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd sighs in relief.

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 12:56:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Jege is now pissed again, after hearing a coworker repeatedly use the word "supposebly".

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 3:08:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger dawn said...

Let me guess, they were drinking expresso too...

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 3:42:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I don't remember. My white-hot annoyance blinded me from noticing anything else.

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 3:55:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd sympathizes, but cannot play the part of JoJo the Idiot Boy every time you get upset. Sheesh!

Floyd also notes Jege's referral to herself in the third person and wonders if this could be a new wave in American expression. Floyd would follow this with a "God bless the U.S." or something similar but fears lawsuits from the likes of Michael Newdow.

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 5:12:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Jege is drunk and therefore not annoyed anymore.

P.S.- word verification: BRUCHA !

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 8:16:00 PM PDT

 
Anonymous homer something something said...

mmmmmmm....beeeeeer

Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 8:49:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

I have a quote for BrainyQuote:

"Floyd is a grumpy old fuck"
-Timothy (The Bad) Crane

Also, one of my all-time favorites does not seem to be there:

"I drank what?"
- Socrates

Friday, September 30, 2005 at 7:27:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Ah, Finger Man. Floyd invites you to munch on his asshole.

Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 9:35:00 PM PDT

 

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