Paging Tameka Shameka Chardeneigh Johnson.....

This email excerpt is from my dear friend Sherry, and has to do with some of the wack-ass naming trends currently running rampant in this country:

I got to thinking, how in the hell did these parents come up with these names? It is as if they rolled a pair of dice and then drew out the corresponding numbers of scrabble tiles. So guess what? That is just what I did. And if you are ever bored enough I highly recommend this entertaining past time. Here are some of my favorites:

Pfaiebia
Czedrje (pronounced 'cheddar -jay')
Sheacaou ( shay-cow )
Bitee (bitty)
Ureen
Hiyroiyd
Aitea (ay-TEE-uh)
Queabouwt (kway - bow)
Ottoan
Vanntuon
O'Ashutoa
Donteivici ( dad is African American, mom is Italian)


I also recommend visiting http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/// for humor in a similar vein.