See You In Hell!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Okay, this is a test...

...to see if my husband actually reads this blog, or merely says he does in order to ingratiate me.

The other day, he walks into the living room, and declares triumphantly to no one in particular, "Alright! I finally got those boogers out". Then he pauses, as though pondering something (perhaps the boogers?), turns to me and says "I'm gonna go take a shit" And walks out of the room.

I believe I called after him, "Wait! You're turning me on!!"

11 Comments:

Blogger dawn said...

If only my husband was as romantic as Devin... Jen, you lucky bastard.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 10:19:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

...and apparently, he STILL hasn't visited the blog. Last night I was met with no snarling, pouty accusatory snippiness.....well, no more than usual anyway.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 12:20:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jim V said...

Jege,

Aren't you worried that he'll find out about "us" if he visits this blog?

Think of what could happen...

Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 7:48:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Hey, what happens between 2 consenting adults, a pygmy goat, and a cornish game hen is nobody's business. (I'm not sure why cornish game hens have been playing such a prominent role in my life as of late.....perhaps I should become a vegetarian).

Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 8:18:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jim V said...

I think everyone, at one time or another in their lives, has looked at a cornish game hen and thought, even for only an instant, about their no-no place.

Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 8:36:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

In fact, I'm doing it right now.

Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 9:04:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

For a short moment, Floyd began to wonder if Jege is really Floyd's wife running a blog of her own. Then Floyd remembered that his wife never called "wait, you're turning me on".

Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 1:13:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 1:13:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Well, the hubby finally read the blog. And he thought it was "marginally amusing". But he refuses to post any comments on it. I think that he, like my parents, are convinced that posting comments on blogs will allow neo-nazi groups to steal your identity or something. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch date with David Duke.....

Friday, September 16, 2005 at 12:38:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

David Duke is identified on Floyd's Sick Fucks list.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 12:03:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

And rightly so.
I think he is also #1 on the list of people most likely to give the devil a rim-job.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 2:14:00 PM PDT

 

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