See You In Hell!

Monday, July 18, 2005

Pros and Cons of Small Town MI

Pros:
1.We have a yard and a porch swing!
2.There is a local coffee house/ice cream parlor
3.Great running/biking/rollerblading/walking paths all along the river!
4.Live near the newly redone beautiful local library branch--2 stories of glass look out onto the river
5.We have a fireplace and beautiful woodwork
6.We have air conditioning
7.There are hashes near-ish to us
8. Have improved proximity to Em & Kari by 50% (now we are one day's drive instead of 2).
9. Have improved proximity to parental units by 33 1/3 % (now 2 day's drive instead of.... anyone? anyone? ..... that's right, 3 days)


Cons:
1.The people down the street have a lawn jockey in their yard
2. coffee house is replete with Moose paraphernalia (spelling?!?)as opposed to pierced vegans and rastafarians like the Someday Cafe in Davis Square
3.miss my friends from Boston area :(
4.Live within 1 hour drive of every relative in Rob's entire extended family
5.Still days-o-driving from my family and friends. arghhh.

11 Comments:

Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

remedy: Pitch lawn jockey into the river. You know you want to.

Monday, July 18, 2005 at 9:56:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

33 1/3%??!!! Stupid math. Let's go shopping!!!!

Monday, July 18, 2005 at 9:57:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Wait, let's talk about this hash that you are so close to.....

Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:02:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger kari said...

remedy: wait for kari, em and jege to pitch lawn jockey into the beautiful river --- it'll be a bonding experience.

hash? wha?

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 8:27:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Kari has a good idea. We'll convene for operation lawn jockey tossing at o eight hundred hours....

who's with me? Knowing Damned well that in this country, if you're not with me, you're against me!!!!

ummm...err..yeah. f*#K w. But go 50% closer and fireplace and woodwork!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 9:00:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger amycita said...

Good Idea! We'll drive by and SHOOT the lawn jockey, thanks Thomas!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 10:55:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Good idea! If anyone asks what we're doing, we'll just say that we're on our way to the weekly Michigan Militia meeting, and we thought that the lawn jockey was a real black person....
The stupid crackers will TOTALLY buy that.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 1:12:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger dawn said...

I know there was some "discussion" about whether or not to put out an American flag at the new homestead, and I gotta tell ya, I think you should go for it. I can't think of a better cover for nefarious lawn jockey activity than having a flag. Think of the things you will be able to get away with because, come on, that nice young couple down the street with the American flag would NEVER be suspected!

Friday, July 22, 2005 at 8:14:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Dawn's right, Amy. The flag is the PERFECT cover.....

Friday, July 22, 2005 at 9:29:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger kari said...

race you to the store to buy a "how could WE do it? we've got an American flag" flag! next up: fifty magnetic "support our troop" car ribbons.

Friday, July 22, 2005 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger kari said...

b/c you are not patriotic with less than fifty of those magnets.

Friday, July 22, 2005 at 4:48:00 PM PDT

 

Post a Comment

<< Home