this is beautiful...

"I gotta get me a bear. And teach it to maul anything in sky blue Fubu and backwards Yankees hats. And then release it in Malibu. Once chunks of Kevin showed up in the bears stool, animal control might be pretty upset, but then I’d explain it was Kevin Federline and we’d all have a pretty good laugh."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/001010.html

yes...life after thesis is good! I have time to read spazzy web stuff--woot woot.