This just in....
Michael Jackson has been found "Not Guilty" on all counts.
When asked how he was going to celebrate his acquittal, Jackson replied:
"I think I'll go home, take a nice long bath, and bugger some little boy in my bed tonight".
posted by Jege (Jen) at 2:22 PM
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There's also a joke in there somewhere about Michael Jackson getting off....
Oh wait, that was it.
Monday, June 13, 2005 at 3:14:00 PM PDT
this also just in, a mere few lines below the michael jackson vedict: katie holmes is converting to scientology. maybe they can keep her from doing anymore "First Daughter" type movies.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 3:56:00 AM PDT
and as a complete aside, visit and enjoy the very real site, http://www.saferamerica.com/.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 3:58:00 AM PDT
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