Emily kills dozens, leaves millions homeless...

And I'm not just talking about my sister......(Bada-Bum-CHING!!!)

Post your favorite Tropical Storm Emily headlines here (real or imagined):

• "Emily causes Major damage..."
• "Emily rips through Miami...."
• "49 dead in Emily's wake..."
• "Emily Cleanup to take months, if not years.."
• "Emily approaches hurricane strength"
• "Oil prices rise as Emily nears..."
• "Islanders stock up on food as Emily churns towards Barbados"....

And so on.