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Friday, March 03, 2006

4 meme

I'm tired this week and saw this on another blog and it was kind of neato (slightly modified).

Four jobs I’ve had:
-age 14: busgirl at a hotel restaurant which was hard work and sucky hours (saturdays from 6 am to 2). BUT I did deliver room service to Johnny Cash once and that was pretty sweet.
-age 16: Coffee server at a horrid buffet restaurant (royal fork-think OCB but much worse). I had to wear an apron and skirt that went below my knees and every 2 minutes according to a timer, had to go around and see if anyone wanted coffee. BTW i was discriminated against for having a nose ring even though I took it out when I worked. They were mad I didn't just let it close up for that gem of a job.
-age 18: Pizza delivery driver at Happy Joes. I had to wear a bow-tie and visor but they were always off and a cigarette was lit before I got out of the parking lot.
-during undergrad: Web mistress (said so on my card)

Four places I’ve lived:
-Mindrot, ND
-dorm at the U of M campus, Mpls
-essentially a crack house in mpls (sophomore year in college)
-SE and SW Mpls (SW mpls is MUCH more south that SE, which is actually kind of north)

Four TV shows I’ve love(d):
-My so-called Life
-120 Minutes
-The Young Ones

Four places I’ve vacationed:
-Costa Rica (honeymoon--awesome!)
-Poland, Netherlands, Czech Republic, Belgium
-California--to see the redwoods

Four of my favorite dishes:
-veggie stir fry made by Dylan
-air-popped popcorn dipped in a mixture of bbq sauce, fat free shredded cheese, cock sauce and garlic powder
-Toam yum soup with LOTS of crushed chili peppers (and i do mean lots. fuck you for thinking that because i'm blond and pasty that I can't handle my heat. Make it hotter!!! and then bring me a side because you still won't do it right.)
-just about anything with truffles or truffle oil. *drool*

Four places I would rather be right now:
-On the dock at Loon Lake
-at home snugging
-x-country skiing somewhere there is actually snow and without fears of falling and hurting munchkin
-Out to lunch. mrewf.


Blogger Crystal said...

shut up! johnny cash!? can i touch you?

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 10:15:00 AM PST

Blogger Crystal said...

web mistress? is that some sort of escort service?

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 10:16:00 AM PST

Blogger eM said...

i know--a rare perk from a rather crappy job! it was sooo coool!!!!

well, my theory on that job was that i either designed a web site, or i had sex with everyone who went to the site. it was a small non-profit, but we still got about 100 hits a day, so i was busy :)

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 10:58:00 AM PST

Anonymous Nick said...

(beavis laugh) She just said, "cock sauce."

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 11:47:00 AM PST

Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

It's not nearly as disturbing as the fact that I've EATEN some of em's famous popcorn with cock sauce before.

Note to self: Never eat any food at Em & Dyl's house ever again.

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 11:52:00 AM PST

Blogger eM said...

unless it's salt, huh Jege :)

oh, and cock sauce cock sauce cock sauce cock sauce cock sauce!!!!

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 12:13:00 PM PST

Blogger Thomas said...

I have never heard of the tv show 120 Minutes. I thought I was the pop culture king too.

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 1:02:00 PM PST

Blogger eM said...

Thomas, it was on MTV back around 1994-1995 and it was on from 11-1 or something (i ended up taping it a lot because it was on sunday or something dumb like that). They had weird cool videos. I saw the Sisters of Mercy 'This Corrosion' video once and they had a lot of Tom Waits and Dinosaur Jr., Social Distortion, Lemonheads, etc.

Friday, March 3, 2006 at 1:07:00 PM PST

Anonymous gorillabuns said...

120 minutes was great as well as the young ones. i still quote vivian to this day...."i'm bored, bored, bloody bored..."

Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 12:39:00 PM PST


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