See You In Hell!

Friday, February 24, 2006

The perfect gift for all of you parents out there....


















Thanks to Malachi Trizec over at http://sporadic-fulfilment.blogspot.com/ for the image...

8 Comments:

Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd is wondering how much the optional thorny crown and foot/hand spikes run...

Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:48:00 PM PST

 
Blogger eM said...

Floyd, that should actually be part of the product. Damn, I'd be soo much more likely to buy it if the head strap had a thorny crown pattern on it! Perhaps the straps could be red and hang down?

The sacrilicious tone is just putting me in such a good mood :)
Kari-Cita has been going full-force with this theme all week-thanks for keeping it going, Marklar (or Loretta).

Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:54:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

All the Marklar should line up in a Marklar while the Marklar inspect the Marklar.

Love,

Loretta

Friday, February 24, 2006 at 6:25:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Dearest Loretta,

If Marklar here wants to bring all his Marklar to Marklar that would be fine.

Friday, February 24, 2006 at 6:40:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jim V said...

Okay, my understanding is that this thing is supposed to make it less harmful to the child when a kid goes nuts in school and has to be physically restrained.

Except for ta few things:

1) This never happened when I was in school. Kids went out to recess and chased and beat the hell out of each other to get their aggressions out and weren't forced to sit through "agression redirection" sessions afterwards.

2) This IS certainly a safer way to restrain a child. Except for the required dive-tackle and high-speed faceplant required to get close enough to the kid to actually wrap it around him.

3) Is anyone else as disappointed as I am about the failure to name this product in accordance with its burrito-like qualities?

Whatever happened to just tazering the kid and throwing him out of school forever?

Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 5:54:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Jim, it does look like a burrito! But the arms-out-to-the-side thing makes him look more like a Crucified Christ Burrito.

Once again, I'd like to point out that I'm going to hell, and if anyone wants me to save them a seat by the bar, speak up now. Or else you'll spend eternity being flayed right next to Bob Saget.

Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 7:19:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Jurgen Nation said...

I think Chipotle and Taco Bell should run specials on the Crucified Christ Burritos this season.

Wow, that was some sacrilege. Good thing I'm not Catholic. Sorry, y'all.

Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 9:28:00 AM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

nevermind doing that just for kids...i wonder how much an adult size would cost in that little number.

Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 12:08:00 PM PST

 

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