ACME car alarms....

While commenting on Thomas' blog, (http://www.goodmorninghouston.blogspot.com/) , the idea for a new business occurred to me: Car alarms. But not just everyday, annoying, BEEP BEEP BEEP, WHOO WHOO WHOO car alarms. No siree, bob.
My company will have alarms like:

• The Bob Dylan Car Alarm: "HEEEYYY! YEWWW! STEP AWAAAAAY FROM THE CAAAARRRR, BAAAABE".
• The Kenny Loggins Car Alarm: "HIGHHHHHHWAAAAYYYYY TO THE DAAAAANGER ZONE..."
• The Fran Drescher Laughing Car Alarm

....and so on. Who wants in? Post your car alarm ideas and we'll talk.