See You In Hell!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

pretty shiny vroom vroom....



















This is my rental car from my business trip yesterday. It is a Jaguar.
After driving 2 minutes in it, I came to the conclusion that my 1994 Toyota Tercel sucks ass.
I also came to the realization that, never in a million years will I be able to afford a vehicle like this. It was a bittersweet moment. And then I floored it and blew by some assfuck in a BMW.

11 Comments:

Blogger The_Bad said...

Actually, the Jags have horrible electrical systems. They end up becoming money pits. At least that's my experience with them.

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 1:59:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

But they're pretty!!!

*hair flip, giggle*

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 2:43:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Matt Niebuhr said...

hey... that was you...

then I realized it was rental with the sticker on the back... so I laughed out loud and let you go on by and on with it ;)

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 3:02:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Matt, that was you? The purple Beemer with the loud Britney Spears music?

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 4:22:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Matt Niebuhr said...

i like Britney, i like the color purple, i like cute puppies, i like the smell of potpourri simmering on the stove, i like gladiolas, i heart the smell of new shoes, i like to staple papers together, i like to scrapbook, i like to bake cookies, i like to go to the salon, i like to sunbathe, i like uniforms, i like mickey mouse, i like old eight tracks, i heart tissue paper (and ribbons).

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 5:42:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Is "Matt" short for something more feminine? If not, perhaps "May" or even "Mary" might be more appropriate?

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 10:49:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Matt, did you just say that you HEART something? I think that you're taking that "Honorary Gay Man" button that you have a little too seriously.

Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 8:26:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Matt Niebuhr said...

Jege... I "heart" my button ;)

@ floyd - perhaps my femine name could be Mary.... and my masculine name be Matt.... You see this either /or classification system confuses a lot of people and makes them uneasy in their own skin... That's why every now and then i have to go for a drive in my purple beemer... to get in touch with my more femine side - you know and bake cookies and all...

Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 3:42:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Matt Niebuhr said...

I meant to spell feminine - can't spell for shit. F*ckin heart that... dammit. I feel feminine anytime I use a fickin ;)_ too.... very dainty.

Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 3:51:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Jurgen Nation said...

Jege! Don't you dare get a Jaguar. All it is is a Taurus with a fancy body. Seriously. Now that i know this everytime I see someone acting all hot in their Jags, I laugh. HAH! You paid $40k for a TAURUS!

Friday, February 3, 2006 at 6:34:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Don't worry, even if I could afford a Jag, I wouldnt buy one.

Plus, every time I see one I am reminded of that movie "Crazy People", where mental patients take over an advertising agency and come up with slogans like:

"Jaguar. For men who want hand jobs from women they don't even know"

and

"Metamucil. It will help you go to the toilet. If you don't take it, you'll get cancer and die"

and my personal fave, the tagline for some new horror flick:

"This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life"

Friday, February 3, 2006 at 8:26:00 AM PST

 

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