My cats are of the "DON'T YOU FUCKING HOLD ME" variety...
...which is precisely why I always try to hold them. Little fuckers.
posted by Jege (Jen) at 12:30 PM
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
...which is precisely why I always try to hold them. Little fuckers.
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8 Comments:
Thomas, PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN!
Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:09:00 PM PST
Forget holding them and consider serving them. Pate anyone?
Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:08:00 AM PST
Why do you think I've been fattening them up?
Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:16:00 AM PST
That's funny. I wonder if your cats and I are related, for that is exactly how I look when I am hugged.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:37:00 AM PST
Me too. I go rigid when hugged, and do the "cat push" (arms straight out, shoved in hugger's face).
When I lived in Albuquerque, I got hugged more in 4 years than my entire life-to-date in the midwest. They hug at the drop of a hat down there.....people I had only known for like 2 days were hugging me. I told them "where I'm from, we have to have sex now".
Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:46:00 AM PST
Hah! Jurgen gives me that push when he's sleeping. All of a sudden his legs will stretch out all rigid and push me away. And lovely; Matt and I may be moving to the big AB this or next year. It's hot there, and if it's hot, DO NOT TOUCH ME. I carry a shiv, and I can use it (I learned how to on Oz).
Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 7:28:00 PM PST
I've been meaning to watch "Oz", but never get around to it. Probably a good thing, considering my past addictions to Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, and The Sopranos....(as well as the BBC versions of The Office" and "Coupling"). But I HAVE always wanted to learn how to make and use a shiv......
Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:28:00 PM PST
i used to pat my cat's stomach until he bit me and then i would run screaming, "MOOOOMMMMMM!!! TOM BIT ME! HE JUST CAME UP AND BIT ME FOR NO REASON AT ALL. NO I WASN'T EVEN TOUCHING HIM!" The things I would do to get a band-aid.
Friday, December 23, 2005 at 9:48:00 AM PST
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