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Thursday, December 08, 2005

How to annoy your husband, part 378

Sing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" over and over, gradually substituting "french horns" for every noun in the song.

12 Comments:

Blogger kari said...

that is pure genius, jege!

Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 8:25:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Thanks, Karicita!!

Amycita and I used to play a variation of this game as children. We would sing the "BINGO" song (you know, "B-I-N-G-O, and bingo was his name-O")
but we would gradually substitute claps for EVERY word in the song, not just the letters in "Bingo". My dad pulled the car over on many an occasion..."STOP THE GODDAMN CLAPPING, GODDAMN IT!!!!"

Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 9:03:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Thomas said...

Um, I am never getting married.

Friday, December 9, 2005 at 11:29:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Oh, Thomas. It's not that bad. It's kind of a trade-off.....you have to put up with your mate's ridiculous singing, and in return you occasionally get sex.

Sunday, December 11, 2005 at 9:29:00 AM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

any suggestion on what songs to irritate dustin -- i mean, sing lovingly to dustin?

Sunday, December 11, 2005 at 12:56:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Yes. You should meow "another one bites the dust".

Sunday, December 11, 2005 at 1:45:00 PM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

i love you, jege.

Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:41:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Right back at ya, chica!!

Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:43:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Crystal said...

oo! i do that too sometimes, except not with "french horns" and not with the twelve days of christmas. i will have to try that one sometime. maybe i should wait until after we're married because then it will cost him lots of money to get away from me.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 6:21:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Crystal said...

haha. your dad and my dad should get together and have a goddamit party. however, after my nephew learned the word goddamit and said it constantly, my mom made my dad stop saying it. now he will start out "GOD-!" (you know how dad's always say the first syllable of the word first and the rest follows later) then the rest will be "TO BE MORE CAREFUL! I got to be more careful" Sometimes he messes up though and I will hear "GOD! TO BE MORE CAREFUL! SHIT!" I don't think he feels good unless there is some kind of profanity.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 6:25:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

"GOD! TO BE MORE CAREFUL! SHIT!" Beautiful!!!!
I remember one time when we were all in the car on some long-ass family trip.... my sisters and I were fighting, and occasionally swearing, and my dad yelled "STOP THE GODDAMN SWEARING!!!!!"

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 8:24:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Kato said...

Ha, french horns as every noun. Brilliant!

Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 8:08:00 AM PST

 

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