What the fuck are YOU lookin' at?!!!
So.
The steroids that they injected into my 5th lumbar vertebrae last week have an interesting side effect; they make me alternately rage-filled and near-suicidal. Today is a rage-filled day, and all I want to do is rip the lungs out of every person I see and make a gigantic wreath out of them.
posted by Jege (Jen) at 1:08 PM
8 Comments:
Your case is screaming for medicinal (or otherwise) marijuana.
Monday, November 6, 2006 at 2:53:00 PM PST
I was never a big fan of the ganja. Never did much for me. But I'm willing to try again....
Monday, November 6, 2006 at 3:01:00 PM PST
Ooh, ooh! Can I play? I like rage.
Monday, November 6, 2006 at 4:57:00 PM PST
Does this mean your muscles will get all Schwarzeneggered?
(...and your testicles will shrivel...)
Monday, November 6, 2006 at 6:25:00 PM PST
Sounds like a fun way to decorate for the holidays.
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 4:12:00 AM PST
My testicles will shrivel?!! Devin's not gonna like that....
Tuesday, November 7, 2006 at 6:41:00 AM PST
Steroids indirectly gave me rage. Roids helped me gain 20lbs in less than 2 years (among other drug help), and getting fatter made me enraged. See? It still works.
Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 12:26:00 PM PST
A gigantic human wreath can be fun and festive.
But see, isn't blogging great? Now, instead of keeping it bottled up, you can vent to the world about your uncontrollable rage and we can all sympathise and laugh as we picture you turning into Luo Ferrigno.
Friday, November 17, 2006 at 1:04:00 PM PST
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