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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Survey of the day!

If you worked in an office that had cubes (not a freaked out cube farm, but a bit cubey), would you:

a. Listen to music with headphones because not doing so would make you a heinous rude person.

b. Not listen to music because hey, if you've got any motivation (i.e. not prego), you're working.

c. Play your music just at that point so that others can hear some annoying-as-all-hell whiney tune, but can't quite make it out, furthering their desire that you get the flu or are transferred so they don't have to deal with your inability to accept that other people actually exist, you toxic excuse for a person.

If you picked C, then you are possibly in my office and I may have to hunt you down and make you suffer. If you see a cranky pregnant woman approaching your cube, run!

16 Comments:

Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I did a little research, and you're legally allowed to kill person C with the garden implement of your choice.

I suggest using a garden weasel.

Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger don't call me MA'AM said...

I am (a). My immediate cube neighbor is (c). And the cubie next to him is (d)-- play your music loud enough that the whole office can sing along with the Doobie Brothers all day long.

Grrr.

You could also use the Tuna Flavor Fresh Pouch technique perfected by Wolfgang Buckner. But that's pretty evil: leave tuna FFPs, ever so slightly opened, around the office... hidden from view, but not from smell.

Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 8:13:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

C next door and a D down the way? EEEK! the tuna trick may be necessary indeed.

Why are freak garden accidents so damned funny? It's one of life's little mysteries, I suppose.

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 5:40:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

The Doobie Brothers..... *shudder*

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 8:26:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger dawn said...

Oh come on! How can you not like a band whose name can be shortened to "The Doobies"???

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 8:58:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Still. Hate. Them.

I hate them with the white-hot intensity of a billion suns, doobies or no doobies.

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 9:00:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger goldennib said...

The Doobie Brothers are one of the few bands I've ever seen in concert (Charlie Daniels Band and Depeche Mode being the others.) Pathetic, huh?

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 12:38:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I like Depeche Mode!!! :)

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 1:09:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

goldennib--don't feel bad. I saw Nelson. Oh yes, the horrors...

And I also like Depeche Mode :)

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 2:04:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Lisa said...

Jen, I agree that you absolutely cannot hate a band with the name of The Doobie Brothers! It's funny, and they got away with it.
OOOUUUOOO Listen to the Music!

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 6:23:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Lisa said...

That reminds me of high school when the potheads formed their own intramural basketball team called Ganja. The vice principal had no clue. "And Ganja came in last in yesterday's game."

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 6:24:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

DUDE! Ganja! That's AWWWWWWESOMMMME.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 8:41:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Ganja is a good name for a team!

My favorite is from a friend who played on a hockey team the 'Ice Nazis.' A group of slightly more clever kids named themselves the 'Ice Jews' and kicked the Nazi's asses.

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 7:58:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Em, was that Jeannie who played on the Ice Nazis?

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 4:39:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger eM said...

Actually, it was Dwaino :)

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 7:08:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger dawn said...

Eric just reminded me of my second all time favorite intramural basketball team name. Right behind the Doobies comes the Cream Filled Longjohns. Them's good times listening to the announcements to see how the Cream Filled Longjohns did the night before...

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 8:06:00 PM PDT

 

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