See You In Hell!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Can you feel the love...

This morning, while getting ready for work, the following conversation transpired between my husband & I:

Me: Are you taking the car today?

Him: * from inside the shower* No.

Me: But don't you have a site visit?

Him: *exhaling loudly* NO.

Me: But I thought you had a site meeting every other Wednesday?

Him: *exhaling even more loudly & annoyedly, if that is a word* If you paid any attention to me, you would know that it's next Wednesday, not this Wednesday.

Me: *ripping the shower curtain back and staring at him* THERE. I'm fucking paying attention to you NOW. Can you see? Huh? Can you SEE that I'm paying attention to you?!!!

Him: *sighing* If you paid any attention to me, you would know that I have soap in my eyes.

Me: *growling, and returning to my "getting ready for work" chores, and eventually forgetting about his previous utterance* Did I tell you that I sat next to a guy on the plane yesterday who was both a farter AND a whistler?

Him: *silently continues showering*

Me: WELL?!!

Him: If you paid any attention to me, you would know that I'm not paying any attention.


Blogger goldennib said...

Ah, wedded bliss. Singles just have no idea what they are missing.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 3:50:00 PM PDT

Blogger Thomas said...

I am not feeling it. Sorry. (Not married for going on 33 years now.)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

Blogger don't call me MA'AM said...

I say kick his ass. That's what I do. So what that he's over a foot taller than I am... and outweighs me by a lot. I'll still kick his ass to keep him in line. Husbands. Hmmph!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 7:55:00 PM PDT

Blogger eM said...

Oh, you two!

(a la the mother in Heathers)

Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 1:38:00 PM PDT

Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Devin DOES patronize bunny rabbits. I've seen him do it; it's not pretty.


Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 3:18:00 PM PDT

Blogger amycita said...

Are you sure that dialogue was verbatim?!? Super hilarious! Me gusta mucho!

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 4:33:00 PM PDT

Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

So am I to surmise that the plane guy was whistling out of his ass? hehehe

Saturday, April 22, 2006 at 11:13:00 AM PDT

Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Yes, that conversation was verbatim. Ah, such a life I lead.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 8:42:00 AM PDT


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