STUPID MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MONDAY!!!!
Next person that fucks with me today gets 14 swift kicks to the face. And perhaps a knife to the groin if you have anything to do with the installation of washers and dryers.....or, as I like to call them, $1600 Worthless Piece Of Shit Paperweights In My Fucking Basement.
posted by Jege (Jen) at 1:36 PM
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I don't hate you. I still think you rock! I even added myself to the map. Now, how 'bout THEM apples!
Thursday, December 1, 2005 at 8:44:00 AM PST
Them's some good apples, bad! My neurotic self is appeased!
Thursday, December 1, 2005 at 8:48:00 AM PST
I'm going to guess that Floyd is the older of the 2 brothers? Am I right?
Friday, December 2, 2005 at 1:45:00 PM PST
I would have guessed that Tim was the youngest. eM is the youngest in our family, and there is a certain spark that youngest children always seem to have. Middle sister Amy and I did our best to try and extinguish that spark by telling eM that her real parents lived in the swamp, imprisoning her in a mummy sleeping bag and leaving her in the basement, and taping her into a large cardboard box and pushing it down the stairs ("c'mon, it will be just like sledding"), but the spark remained. And now she's taller than us and could probably kick our asses.
Saturday, December 3, 2005 at 9:32:00 AM PST
What Floyd fails to mention is that I am by far more talented, educated, motivated, successful and handsome than he is. He's just pissed because he's old and useless.
Sunday, December 4, 2005 at 3:37:00 PM PST
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