See You In Hell!

Monday, November 28, 2005

STUPID MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MONDAY!!!!

Next person that fucks with me today gets 14 swift kicks to the face. And perhaps a knife to the groin if you have anything to do with the installation of washers and dryers.....or, as I like to call them, $1600 Worthless Piece Of Shit Paperweights In My Fucking Basement.

9 Comments:

Blogger eM said...

oh, come on Jege, stop beating around the bush, how do you really feel? just let it out, it's okay, we're all friends here and well, if people aren't friends, fuck 'em all!

Monday, November 28, 2005 at 4:16:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Oh, and all you fuckers who have yet to add yourselves to the map (see link at right), DO IT NOW!!!!

NO, I don't know WHY it is so goddamn important to me. All I know is that I want yo'asses represented on the goddamned map!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME???????!!!!!

Monday, November 28, 2005 at 4:32:00 PM PST

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

I don't hate you. I still think you rock! I even added myself to the map. Now, how 'bout THEM apples!

Thursday, December 1, 2005 at 8:44:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Them's some good apples, bad! My neurotic self is appeased!

Thursday, December 1, 2005 at 8:48:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd's asshole brother is such a suck-up, queefing pussy. Nobody gives a ratfuck where you live, douchedrinker!

Friday, December 2, 2005 at 12:55:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I'm going to guess that Floyd is the older of the 2 brothers? Am I right?

Friday, December 2, 2005 at 1:45:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Floyd's asshole brother is the youngest in the family. Believe it or not, there's more of us. At least the rest of us aren't as fucking retarded and worthless as THAT jerkfuck!

Friday, December 2, 2005 at 9:09:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I would have guessed that Tim was the youngest. eM is the youngest in our family, and there is a certain spark that youngest children always seem to have. Middle sister Amy and I did our best to try and extinguish that spark by telling eM that her real parents lived in the swamp, imprisoning her in a mummy sleeping bag and leaving her in the basement, and taping her into a large cardboard box and pushing it down the stairs ("c'mon, it will be just like sledding"), but the spark remained. And now she's taller than us and could probably kick our asses.

Saturday, December 3, 2005 at 9:32:00 AM PST

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

What Floyd fails to mention is that I am by far more talented, educated, motivated, successful and handsome than he is. He's just pissed because he's old and useless.

Sunday, December 4, 2005 at 3:37:00 PM PST

 

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