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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

"Getting to know your friends" emails...

Ever gotten one of these? A list with 20 questions that you are supposed to fill out, and send to 10 friends or else your arms will fall off, and you will die in a freak gardening accident next Tuesday? You haven't? Well screw you.
For those of us who HAVE, here's an alternate list to fire back to the sender, compiled earlier this year by the Leingirlz 3 and honorary Leingirl Karicita (note: sorry Lisa, I couldn't find the whole list with your additions....just this one) :

What you are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to a bunch of friends, including the person that sent it to you.
1. Tampons or pads?
2. Whom would you most like to kill?
3. Would you shoot, stab, or strangle him/her? Discuss.
4. Favorite element?
5. Top or bottom?
6. Favorite fascist dictator?
7. Wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
8. Burial or cremation?
9. Paper or plastic?
10. Divorce or murder?
11. Mini-blinds or granny drapes?
12. Do I look fat in this?
13. Who's better, the Beatles or the Stones?
14. Don't you hate it when people say "EYE-talian" instead of "IH-talian"?
15. What kind of siding do you have on your house? Who gives a shit?
16. Favorite PMS remedy?
17. Have you ever shot a man just to watch him die? Explain.
18. What is your most shameful Home Shopping Network purchase? Is it a figurine of some sort? It is? EEEEEWWWWWWW....
19. Stucco or EIFS?
20. extra mayo or hold the mayo?
21. What's cooler, the quadratic equation or Avogadro's number?
22. Tesla: heavy metal band or inventor/scientist?
23. Who sent this to you, and are they so fucking dead the next time you see them?
24. The Clash: Should they stay or should they go?
25. The one dentist out of ten who hated trident... man or myth?
26. Nick and Jessica or Sonny and Cher?
27. Is "Forte" (as in, piano is not my forte) pronounced "Fortay" or "Fort?" And do you really give two shits? Really? Oh. Okay then.
28. Can you sing all the words to that song by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam--you know the one where they mispronounce "Que Sera Sera?"
29. Which "Heather" are you? "Tweety", "Megabitch" or "Corn Nuts"? Explain.
30. Most of your time on the computer is spent: a.) doing work, 2.) looking at porn or c.) trying out out-witty your friends and family with mockeries of email chain letters
31. Do you have a trophy husband who looks like Cary Elwes? You don't? Well Jege does. Ha ha ha.
32. Were you born a poor, black child? I was.
33. Have YOU found YOUR "special purpose?" Cite examples.
34. Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush: Axis of Evil or Trio of Idiots?
35. Which best describes you? a.) Trump's "You're Fired" b.) Flo's "Kiss My Grits" c.) This plate of mashed yeast.

6 Comments:

Blogger J├╝rgen Nation said...

I'm so doing this, and circulating. This rocks.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 11:11:00 AM PDT

 
Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

ROFLMAO--that is GREAT lololol

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Floyd's Lists said...

Although Floyd considers people who send chain letters to be among the sickest of fucks, Floyd would probably reply to this one if he were to receive it. Well done as usual, Jege.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 8:54:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Kato said...

Finally a list I can get into!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 1:46:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Lisa said...

Hey! I had some good ones. Maybe my list didn't make the move to your new OFFICE. Keep looking Jege.

Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 8:11:00 PM PDT

 
Blogger Jim V said...

SAFETY ISSUE LADIES!!!

It should always be front to back. Always. Come on, now. This shouldn't even be a question.

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 at 10:22:00 AM PST

 

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