Buy the book!

My first book (albeit self-published) is now for sale over at blurb.com: http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/37499

It is perfect for propping up the corner of a wobbly table, toilet-training a new puppy, snorting lines of coke off of, or covering your head when it's raining. Plus it's got pretty pictures.
So buy it already. A meager profit margin goes to support the Keep Jege in Primo, Top Shelf Vodka Fund.