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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Over 300 sickened after eating at Olive Garden

Story here...

Really....This is news?

Shouldn't it be something along the lines of "ONLY 300 Sickened After Eating at Olive Garden"

Who isn't at least somewhat sickened after eating at Olive Garden?

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Their new motto:

"When you're here, you're hospitalized"

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 2:53:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I betcha the culprit is Olive Garden's new "All-you-can-eat Bacteria Bar".

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 3:49:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a big fan of the Ebola Dipping Sauce for the breadsticks.

Mmmm... internal bleeding.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 6:53:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of my favorite Olive Garden menu selections:

Chicken PurgeI'mgonna

Butter-drenched Brocc-E.-coli

Fetidcini Ralphrado

Ziti al oh no

Manicloti

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 6:54:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I highly recommend their Variant Creutzfeld-Jakob Caesar Salad with the Botulism Vinaigrette.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 10:58:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

...along with a side order of the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy Creme Brulee, of course. Prion-ir-iffic!!!!

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 11:01:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Nick said...

What is it about these stories that always seem like a personal dare? I never eat at The Olive Garden, but now I find myself craving bottomless salad and never-ending pasta bowls.

When the Taco Bell incidents happened a while ago, I went there the same day. Mmmm... chalupa!

Friday, January 19, 2007 at 8:22:00 AM PST

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

Oh Jeez! What do people expect when they spend $7 for unlimited anything? Quality? Sanitary conditions?

Anyone remember the phrase "you get what you pay for"? In the case of Olive Garden, it’s dysentery.

...in related news, twelve succumb to food poisoning after polishing off their Bloomin’ Onions...

Friday, January 19, 2007 at 6:38:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@jen: Mmmm... prion...

Monday, January 22, 2007 at 8:01:00 AM PST

 

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