Over 300 sickened after eating at Olive Garden
Story here...
Really....This is news?
Shouldn't it be something along the lines of "ONLY 300 Sickened After Eating at Olive Garden"
Who isn't at least somewhat sickened after eating at Olive Garden?
posted by eM at 2:35 PM
9 Comments:
Their new motto:
"When you're here, you're hospitalized"
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 2:53:00 PM PST
I betcha the culprit is Olive Garden's new "All-you-can-eat Bacteria Bar".
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 3:49:00 PM PST
I'm a big fan of the Ebola Dipping Sauce for the breadsticks.
Mmmm... internal bleeding.
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 6:53:00 PM PST
Some of my favorite Olive Garden menu selections:
Chicken PurgeI'mgonna
Butter-drenched Brocc-E.-coli
Fetidcini Ralphrado
Ziti al oh no
Manicloti
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 6:54:00 PM PST
I highly recommend their Variant Creutzfeld-Jakob Caesar Salad with the Botulism Vinaigrette.
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 10:58:00 PM PST
...along with a side order of the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy Creme Brulee, of course. Prion-ir-iffic!!!!
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 11:01:00 PM PST
What is it about these stories that always seem like a personal dare? I never eat at The Olive Garden, but now I find myself craving bottomless salad and never-ending pasta bowls.
When the Taco Bell incidents happened a while ago, I went there the same day. Mmmm... chalupa!
Friday, January 19, 2007 at 8:22:00 AM PST
Oh Jeez! What do people expect when they spend $7 for unlimited anything? Quality? Sanitary conditions?
Anyone remember the phrase "you get what you pay for"? In the case of Olive Garden, it’s dysentery.
...in related news, twelve succumb to food poisoning after polishing off their Bloomin’ Onions...
Friday, January 19, 2007 at 6:38:00 PM PST
@jen: Mmmm... prion...
Monday, January 22, 2007 at 8:01:00 AM PST
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