Harry Potter book 8 title ideas
posted by amycita at 7:43 PM
Monday, January 08, 2007
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40 Comments:
Harry Potter and the Unedited Blog--b/c I can't fucking figure out how to do this shit correctly b/c I'ma goddamn Luddite.
Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:48:00 PM PST
Harry Potter and the Rod of Pubertus.
Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:55:00 PM PST
Harry Potter and the Legion of Jege
/ Rod of Pubertus wins - jesus that's funny
Monday, January 8, 2007 at 11:14:00 PM PST
I can't beat the Rod of Pubertus (pun intended). That's some funny shit, Kato.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 6:24:00 AM PST
There are few things in this life I excel at, but dick jokes are one of them.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 7:59:00 AM PST
There are few things in this life I excel at, but dick jokes are one of them.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 8:01:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Abu Ghraib.
Harry Potter and the Mullets.
Harry Potter and the Allman Brothers.
Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Mediocrity.
Harry Potter and the Bottle of Old Spice.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 9:35:00 AM PST
Karicita,
I'm torn between "Harry Potter and the Allman Brothers" and "Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Mediocrity".
Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 8:26:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Brazilian Wax
Harry Potter and the Northern Lights Sticky Bud
Harry Potter and the Surging Troops
Harry Potter vs. Gary Coleman
Harry Potter and the Society for Creative Anachronism
Harry Potter and the Insurance Adjuster
Harry Potter goes to Hazard County
Harry Potter and the Bald Ceramicist
Harry Potter joins a Frat
Harry Potter and Night of Wet Emissions
Harry Potter chooses Whoopi for the "Block"
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 1:45:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Incontinent Philatelists
Harry Potter and the Thighmaster
Harry Potter bitchslaps Sean Hannity
Harry Potter and the Pocket Fisherman
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 6:17:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Enchanted Dildo
Harry Potter does indeed have his mother's eyes....at home in a jar.
Harry Potter takes a big steaming dump in the Sorting Hat
Harry Potter and the Gang Shower
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 6:38:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Bi-Curious Squib
Harry Potter and the Anal Snitch
Harry Potter sees Voldemort at the Olive Garden, and all hell breaks out near the salad bar.
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 6:43:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Double-Jointed Hookers of Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter and Hagrid are spotted vacationing in Provincetown.
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 7:11:00 AM PST
Harry Potter, with a little help from Professor McGonagall, breaks his "wand" and has to have emergency surgery. Harry is expelled, McGonagall is fired, and an official inquiry reveals widespread underage wizard porn. Hogwarts is closed, and later purchased by Japanese developers, who open a luxury spa. When the spa fails, Hogwarts is torn down, and the land remains vacant for years. I think there's a Taco Bell there now.
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 7:20:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Questionable Smell in the Fridge
Harry Potter and the Itching, Burning Sensation
Harry Potter and the Swift Boat Veterans
Harry Potter and the Private Chat Room
Harry Potter and the Half-Empty Bottle of Rum
Harry Potter and the Paternity Test
Harry Potter and the Bong of Destiny
Harry Potter and the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 8:39:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Catheter of Intrigue
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 9:04:00 AM PST
Oooh!!! Good one!
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 9:07:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and Yo' Mama
alternately, the version for the middle-aged folks can be:
Harry Potter and Yoyo Ma
And an ode to Jimbo as well:
Harry Potter Seizes the Carp
Harry Potter's Ass is Your Lawnmower
Harry Potter Owes You an Oyster
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 9:32:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Council of Luddites. (that's for you, aim!)
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 10:43:00 AM PST
I JUST now got Hunter's "Harry Potter chooses Whoopi for the block".
I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!!!
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:55:00 AM PST
Harry Potter drops the Soap.
Harry Potter in the O.C.
Harry Potter and the Coven of Biatches
Harry Potter and the Magic Vial of Astroglide
Harry Potter and the Triple Word Score
Harry Potter goes to Burning Man
Harry Potter and the Search for the Spot of G
Harry Potter is Allergic to Peanuts.
Harry Potter Pimps his Ride
Friday, January 12, 2007 at 5:25:00 PM PST
"Harry Potter and the Magic Vial of Astroglide"....pure poetry!!!
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:37:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Turkish Prison.
Harry Potter and the Teamsters.
Harry Potter and the Curious Rash.
Harry Potter and the Enchanted Sigmoidscope.
Harry Potter and the Dirty Sanchez.
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 11:51:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Horny House-Elf.
Harry Potter and the Vegan Death Eater.
Harry Potter nails Mrs. Weasley.
Harry Potter and the Sexually Ambivalent Veela.
Harry Potter bogarts all of the Gillyweed.
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:16:00 PM PST
Harry Potter totally kicks the shit out of Rita Skeeter.
Harry Potter and the Butt Bludger.
Harry Potter and the Vibrating Nimbus 2000.
Harry Potter and the Unbelievably Slimming Invisibility Cloak.
Harry Potter and the Kilo of Pure, Uncut Floo Powder.
Harry Potter and the Flatulent Muggle.
Harry Potter and the Jock Strap of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter and the Gay Bar of Knockturn Alley.
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:25:00 PM PST
Harry Potter forgets to wear his Tri-wizard Cup, and loses a testicle.
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:37:00 PM PST
Harry Potter and the Crack Pipe of Durmstrang
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:49:00 PM PST
Harry Potter Drops the Chalupa.
Harry Potter and the Glass-Bottom Boat.
Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 11:30:00 PM PST
Harry Potter and the Exquisitively Decorated Cake.
Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 1:07:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and the Sequel of Contractual Obligation
Harry Potter and the Tying Up of Loose Ends
Harry Pooter and the Embarrassing Typo
Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:45:00 PM PST
Holy crap, I've been missing out. The new images are a nice touch. Okay, (cracking knuckles) let's see...
Harry Potter and the Sphincter of Doom
Harry Potter and the Prince of Albert
I Know What Harry Potter Did Last Summer
Harry Potter and the Anal Leakage
Harry Potter and Harry Potter in the Parent Trap
Harry Potter and the Disappearing Acne
Harry Potter and the Kleenex of Guilt
Harry Potter and the Derivative Fantasy Element
Harry Potter goes to Band Camp
Harry Potter and the District of Columbia
Harry Potter and the Couch of Therapy
Harry Potter and the Awkward Adolescence
Harry Potter and Cheech Marin are Up In Magic Smoke
Harry Potter and the One Where He Finally Bends Hermione Over and Gives Her What She Deserves
Harry Potter and the Appletini
Harry Potter and the Book of Unfortunate Character Names
Harry Potter's Baadasssss Song
Harry Potter Meets the Harlem Globtrotters
Harry Potter and the Soap of Eternal Slipperiness
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 10:16:00 AM PST
Damn, Kato. You are the MASTER.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 11:28:00 AM PST
Harry Potter and The Time
Harry Potter and The Revolution
Harry Potter and The Sorceror's Porn
Harry Potter Does Dallas
Harry Potter Goes to White Castle
Harry Potter and The Methlab of Secrets
Harry Potter and The Fight Club
Harry Potter Hunts for The Red October
Harry Potter's Talladega Nights
Harry Potter Kills Bill
Harry Potter's Cousin Vinny
Eh, I still like Harry Potter vs. Gary Coleman the best!
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 1:28:00 PM PST
For the record, The Time sucked ass.
Harry Potter and the Endlessly Amusing Distraction From Work
Harry Potter and the Can of Creamed Corn
Harry Potter and the Tired Premise
Harry Potter Gone Wild!
Harry Potter and the Good Kinda Hurt
Harry Potter and the Turtle Head
Harry Potter and the Condiment of Infinite Expiration
Harry Potter and the Age of Consent
Harry Potter: Wands, Whores, and Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Adjective Preposition Noun
Harry Potter Makes Your Daughter Wet Vol 3.
Harry Potter and the Tolkien Rolling Over In His Grave
Harry Potter and Monica Lewinksy In: Wand For Me, Wand For You
Harry Potter and the Curse of Ricky Schroder
Harry Potter and the Hemroids of Fire
Hally Pottel and the Bad Asian Tlansration
Harry Potter and the Ocarina of Time
Harry Potter and Friends
Harry Potter Sex Boobs XXX Angelina Jolee Topless .mp3 iPod
Harry Potter and the Masters of the Universe
Harry Potter and the Prick of Suffering
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 2:15:00 PM PST
I'm still giggling about "Harry Potter and the Adjective Preposition Noun"....
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 1:59:00 PM PST
Harry Potter Sex Boobs XXX Angelina Jolee Topless .mp3 iPod
I don't know why, but Dyl and I are laughing really hard at this one....
Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 8:19:00 PM PST
Me too....that one was AWESOME.
Friday, January 19, 2007 at 8:57:00 AM PST
Thanks, I try. Your topic provided the spark, I just fanned the blaze.
Wow that's way to fucking poetic for before noon. Sorry.
Monday, January 22, 2007 at 8:05:00 AM PST
"Too", even. The extra o fell off my keyboard.
Monday, January 22, 2007 at 8:05:00 AM PST
Now Kato, we didnt start the fire. It was always burning something something something...
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 5:59:00 AM PST
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