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Monday, January 08, 2007

Harry Potter book 8 title ideas

Harry Potter and the Dutch Oven

now you go!


UPDATE.....now with graphics!
















































41 Comments:

Blogger amycita said...

Harry Potter and the Unedited Blog--b/c I can't fucking figure out how to do this shit correctly b/c I'ma goddamn Luddite.

Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:48:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Potter and the Rod of Pubertus.

Monday, January 8, 2007 at 8:55:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Potter and the Legion of Jege


/ Rod of Pubertus wins - jesus that's funny

Monday, January 8, 2007 at 11:14:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I can't beat the Rod of Pubertus (pun intended). That's some funny shit, Kato.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 6:24:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are few things in this life I excel at, but dick jokes are one of them.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 7:59:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are few things in this life I excel at, but dick jokes are one of them.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 8:01:00 AM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Abu Ghraib.

Harry Potter and the Mullets.

Harry Potter and the Allman Brothers.

Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Mediocrity.

Harry Potter and the Bottle of Old Spice.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 9:35:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Karicita,
I'm torn between "Harry Potter and the Allman Brothers" and "Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Mediocrity".

Thursday, January 11, 2007 at 8:26:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Potter and the Brazilian Wax

Harry Potter and the Northern Lights Sticky Bud

Harry Potter and the Surging Troops

Harry Potter vs. Gary Coleman

Harry Potter and the Society for Creative Anachronism

Harry Potter and the Insurance Adjuster

Harry Potter goes to Hazard County

Harry Potter and the Bald Ceramicist

Harry Potter joins a Frat

Harry Potter and Night of Wet Emissions

Harry Potter chooses Whoopi for the "Block"

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 1:45:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Incontinent Philatelists

Harry Potter and the Thighmaster

Harry Potter bitchslaps Sean Hannity

Harry Potter and the Pocket Fisherman

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 6:17:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Dildo

Harry Potter does indeed have his mother's eyes....at home in a jar.

Harry Potter takes a big steaming dump in the Sorting Hat

Harry Potter and the Gang Shower

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 6:38:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Bi-Curious Squib

Harry Potter and the Anal Snitch

Harry Potter sees Voldemort at the Olive Garden, and all hell breaks out near the salad bar.

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 6:43:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Double-Jointed Hookers of Hogsmeade.

Harry Potter and Hagrid are spotted vacationing in Provincetown.

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 7:11:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter, with a little help from Professor McGonagall, breaks his "wand" and has to have emergency surgery. Harry is expelled, McGonagall is fired, and an official inquiry reveals widespread underage wizard porn. Hogwarts is closed, and later purchased by Japanese developers, who open a luxury spa. When the spa fails, Hogwarts is torn down, and the land remains vacant for years. I think there's a Taco Bell there now.

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 7:20:00 AM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

Harry Potter and the Questionable Smell in the Fridge

Harry Potter and the Itching, Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Swift Boat Veterans

Harry Potter and the Private Chat Room

Harry Potter and the Half-Empty Bottle of Rum

Harry Potter and the Paternity Test

Harry Potter and the Bong of Destiny

Harry Potter and the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 8:39:00 AM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

Harry Potter and the Catheter of Intrigue

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 9:04:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Oooh!!! Good one!

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 9:07:00 AM PST

 
Blogger eM said...

Harry Potter and Yo' Mama

alternately, the version for the middle-aged folks can be:

Harry Potter and Yoyo Ma

And an ode to Jimbo as well:

Harry Potter Seizes the Carp

Harry Potter's Ass is Your Lawnmower

Harry Potter Owes You an Oyster

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 9:32:00 AM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

Harry Potter and the Council of Luddites. (that's for you, aim!)

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 10:43:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I JUST now got Hunter's "Harry Potter chooses Whoopi for the block".

I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!!!

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 11:55:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Potter drops the Soap.

Harry Potter in the O.C.

Harry Potter and the Coven of Biatches

Harry Potter and the Magic Vial of Astroglide

Harry Potter and the Triple Word Score

Harry Potter goes to Burning Man

Harry Potter and the Search for the Spot of G

Harry Potter is Allergic to Peanuts.

Harry Potter Pimps his Ride

Friday, January 12, 2007 at 5:25:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

"Harry Potter and the Magic Vial of Astroglide"....pure poetry!!!

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 8:37:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Turkish Prison.

Harry Potter and the Teamsters.

Harry Potter and the Curious Rash.

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Sigmoidscope.

Harry Potter and the Dirty Sanchez.

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 11:51:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Horny House-Elf.

Harry Potter and the Vegan Death Eater.

Harry Potter nails Mrs. Weasley.

Harry Potter and the Sexually Ambivalent Veela.

Harry Potter bogarts all of the Gillyweed.

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:16:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter totally kicks the shit out of Rita Skeeter.

Harry Potter and the Butt Bludger.

Harry Potter and the Vibrating Nimbus 2000.

Harry Potter and the Unbelievably Slimming Invisibility Cloak.

Harry Potter and the Kilo of Pure, Uncut Floo Powder.

Harry Potter and the Flatulent Muggle.

Harry Potter and the Jock Strap of Gryffindor.

Harry Potter and the Gay Bar of Knockturn Alley.

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:25:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter forgets to wear his Tri-wizard Cup, and loses a testicle.

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:37:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Harry Potter and the Crack Pipe of Durmstrang

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 12:49:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Potter Drops the Chalupa.

Harry Potter and the Glass-Bottom Boat.

Saturday, January 13, 2007 at 11:30:00 PM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

Harry Potter and the Exquisitively Decorated Cake.

Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 1:07:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Potter and the Sequel of Contractual Obligation

Harry Potter and the Tying Up of Loose Ends

Harry Pooter and the Embarrassing Typo

Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:45:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy crap, I've been missing out. The new images are a nice touch. Okay, (cracking knuckles) let's see...

Harry Potter and the Sphincter of Doom
Harry Potter and the Prince of Albert
I Know What Harry Potter Did Last Summer
Harry Potter and the Anal Leakage
Harry Potter and Harry Potter in the Parent Trap
Harry Potter and the Disappearing Acne
Harry Potter and the Kleenex of Guilt
Harry Potter and the Derivative Fantasy Element
Harry Potter goes to Band Camp
Harry Potter and the District of Columbia
Harry Potter and the Couch of Therapy
Harry Potter and the Awkward Adolescence
Harry Potter and Cheech Marin are Up In Magic Smoke
Harry Potter and the One Where He Finally Bends Hermione Over and Gives Her What She Deserves
Harry Potter and the Appletini
Harry Potter and the Book of Unfortunate Character Names
Harry Potter's Baadasssss Song
Harry Potter Meets the Harlem Globtrotters
Harry Potter and the Soap of Eternal Slipperiness

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 10:16:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Damn, Kato. You are the MASTER.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 11:28:00 AM PST

 
Blogger The_Bad said...

Harry Potter and The Time

Harry Potter and The Revolution

Harry Potter and The Sorceror's Porn

Harry Potter Does Dallas

Harry Potter Goes to White Castle

Harry Potter and The Methlab of Secrets

Harry Potter and The Fight Club

Harry Potter Hunts for The Red October

Harry Potter's Talladega Nights

Harry Potter Kills Bill

Harry Potter's Cousin Vinny

Eh, I still like Harry Potter vs. Gary Coleman the best!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 1:28:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the record, The Time sucked ass.

Harry Potter and the Endlessly Amusing Distraction From Work
Harry Potter and the Can of Creamed Corn
Harry Potter and the Tired Premise
Harry Potter Gone Wild!
Harry Potter and the Good Kinda Hurt
Harry Potter and the Turtle Head
Harry Potter and the Condiment of Infinite Expiration
Harry Potter and the Age of Consent
Harry Potter: Wands, Whores, and Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Adjective Preposition Noun
Harry Potter Makes Your Daughter Wet Vol 3.
Harry Potter and the Tolkien Rolling Over In His Grave
Harry Potter and Monica Lewinksy In: Wand For Me, Wand For You
Harry Potter and the Curse of Ricky Schroder
Harry Potter and the Hemroids of Fire
Hally Pottel and the Bad Asian Tlansration
Harry Potter and the Ocarina of Time
Harry Potter and Friends
Harry Potter Sex Boobs XXX Angelina Jolee Topless .mp3 iPod
Harry Potter and the Masters of the Universe
Harry Potter and the Prick of Suffering

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 2:15:00 PM PST

 
Anonymous Jay and Silent Bob said...

What the fuck, Kato? The Time is the best band ever, you fuck. Porkchop and I are going to pay you a visit, you fuck!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 12:00:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I'm still giggling about "Harry Potter and the Adjective Preposition Noun"....

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 1:59:00 PM PST

 
Blogger eM said...

Harry Potter Sex Boobs XXX Angelina Jolee Topless .mp3 iPod

I don't know why, but Dyl and I are laughing really hard at this one....

Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 8:19:00 PM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Me too....that one was AWESOME.

Friday, January 19, 2007 at 8:57:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, I try. Your topic provided the spark, I just fanned the blaze.

Wow that's way to fucking poetic for before noon. Sorry.

Monday, January 22, 2007 at 8:05:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Too", even. The extra o fell off my keyboard.

Monday, January 22, 2007 at 8:05:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Now Kato, we didnt start the fire. It was always burning something something something...

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 5:59:00 AM PST

 

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