Jege cannot play well with others, or follow instructions...
So, as part of a firm-wide Strategic Planning exercise, we had to take some photos of where we thought we would be in 10 years. Being ever the smartass, here's my picture. Hopefully they will get the joke....but I'll keep my sign just in case.
posted by Jege (Jen) at 11:49 AM
9 Comments:
When I clicked on the photo to see the larger than life version, I was greeted instead with the message:
"Unable to find cluster shard-"
But don't feel bad. I've been looking for my cluster shard for like three weeks now...
Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 2:40:00 PM PDT
Love, Jege! very fun :)
And, I think the not playing well w/ others thing may be part of the Leingirlz3 charm. I took the test Kari-Cita had on her blog and got:
Silicon
Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you...
VAXIAW!!!!!
Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 3:32:00 PM PDT
Apparently I am Molybdenum:
I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn't mean that you show off about it though. You are capable of forming bizarre webs of relationships in which individuals are accomplices, lovers, coworkers, and so on all at once. I once saw you hanging out at the center of a cycloheptatriene... it was completely freakish and bizarre, and I'm not sure I've known what to think of you since. But hey, to each their own. Oh, and stay away from the carbon monoxide... you suck that stuff up.
What-the-fuck-ever. Hmph.
Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 4:04:00 PM PDT
Ten years? That is pretty optomistic. There are some times, I fear it will be only a matter of days.
Friday, October 14, 2005 at 11:13:00 AM PDT
Cluster Shard is a good name for a band. Or maybe "The Cluster Shards"? It is only a matter of time before the code I type in says something like JEGRULZ. This one was "JGEDNU" Coincidence? I think not.
Monday, October 17, 2005 at 5:34:00 PM PDT
Uh, right, the Astros. Yes, definitely bet against them.
They are some sort of sports team, right?
Monday, October 17, 2005 at 7:41:00 PM PDT
Floyd would drop a quarter in your hat.
Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 7:10:00 AM PDT
Band name would HAVE to be "The Lost Cluster Shards".
Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:19:00 AM PDT
COUGH update COUGH.
Oooh, my throat. Gots me a hairball or something.
Friday, October 21, 2005 at 10:25:00 AM PDT
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