Off Tha Hook!
yes, this post is inspired by the penile hook-can i get those for my bathroom? It'd be fun to put them at different levels and put a video camera on them and see what people do with them. hmm...
But anywho, the heinous remark 'off tha hook' was uttered by no other than 'Jim' (Jim!??!) Cameron in the Imax movie, Aliens of the Deep (cool with a high cheese factor). Fun flick, but should white older men say things like that? Ever? ack...
Other phrases deserving retirement:
1. It's All Good (Go minot class of 95!)
2. 'you're fired' (wtf to begin with on that one.) U of M, TC, thot it was good enough for their homecoming theme last year (once again, wtf).
3. Flip-flopper [Most often used when asking a woron (w-supporting moron who loves war) why they like Bush: 'Cuz Kerry is like a flip-flopper. he like uhh, uhh, flip flops on the issues..yea.' ]
7 Comments:
Oh hell yes, I am SOOOOO sick of "it's all good". It is NOT all good. In fact, most of it is BAD (for example, dubya & his tendency to preemptively attack any country that may, at some time, harbor evil thoughts towards the USA).
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 11:56:00 AM PST
nothing is all good. even when it is good, the statement "all good" makes it bad. if you have to say "it's all good," obviously it is not. otherwise you would not have to state the obvious. unless you are a superhero and your only power is, in fact, stating the obvious. and for that i salute you, captain obvious.
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 12:17:00 PM PST
Hey, wait a minute.....are you calling me fat? Are you saying that I am a robust, healthy eater? An ample, corpulent fatty boombalatty? Is that what you're saying?
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 12:24:00 PM PST
jege, you are not a fatty-fatty bombatty.
(imagine i said that in a very serious, stern tone.)
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 1:30:00 PM PST
i could learn a lot about being a girl from you lein girlz! i must hone my accusatory skills!
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 2:06:00 PM PST
You mean Bobbie-Jo and Amy never verbally tortured you like that when you were little? Amy & I used to torture Em all the time and...oh wait, bad example. Sorry Em, and sorry to your real parents back in the swamp...... :)
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 2:52:00 PM PST
Don't you DARE talk bad about my swamp parents!! They even got the mention at my wedding!
tee hee hee...you guys were majorly evil at times. But now i'm tough and mean and can kick all yo asses (less you get all crazy and freaky on me...then i run. I'm a smart bear.)
Friday, February 4, 2005 at 4:16:00 PM PST
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