High gas prices got you down? Just ride the SLUT!

In the words of the immortal Dave Barry, I swear I am not making this up:

Streetcar's unfortunate acronym seems here to stay:

Can't you just hear the buzz of people waiting at one of SLUT's platforms:

"How much does it cost to ride the SLUT?"

"Do you think that, with everybody riding it, that the SLUT will get dirty fast?"

"When does the next SLUT come?"

"Last night we all rode the SLUT after the frat party."

"Dude, I totally barfed on the SLUT."

"I can't believe that I left my umbrella in the SLUT. "

"That SLUT sure can take on a lot of people!" (courtesy of kari)

"I ride the SLUT morning, noon and night." (courtesy of kari)

"Does the SLUT go all over town?"

It's too easy, really. I could go on forever. Feel free to add your own.