The seat of evil
New "city" tires for the mountain bike: $50.
Tuneup for the formerly cobweb-encrusted bike: $100
Cardiovascular workout from riding it to and from work: free
The realization that the high-tech tiny ultralight seat on the bike (which, incidentally you last rode 6 years and 20 pounds ago) is a fucking WEDGE OF EVIL, progressively prying your "sit bones" apart like a motherfucking wishbone every excruciating moment of the 40 minute ride home: Priceless, my ass. Literally.
posted by Jege (Jen) at 3:52 PM
6 Comments:
Ouch. That's all I can say. That, and that I think the seat is tipped up in the front a little too high for ANYONE's anatomy! OUUUUUCCCHHHH!
Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 7:17:00 PM PST
look at that thing! it may as well have teeth!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 7:02:00 AM PST
That looks painful. I got a gel seat that is still divided so as to be more supportive or something, but it's a lot cushier than that. That looks like a sterilizer if I've ever seen one!
ZSVEN!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 7:50:00 AM PST
I hate the second day on a bike after a long while. ouchouchouchouchouch.
I wonder what it feels like for guys. My husband never seems to complain...
hmmm....
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 12:01:00 PM PST
I think I saw the doc carrying one of those around at my wife's OBGYN.
Why was I at my wife's OBGYN? None of your fucking business, that's why!
Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:17:00 AM PST
Jim, what are you doing up at 4 in the morning?
Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 8:09:00 AM PST
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