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Friday, March 25, 2005

Your Name Here-itecture

It all started with an article in the Times called Architecture & Carchitecture.....


  • Toiletecture
  • Hamburgitecture
  • Cream Rinsitecture
  • Sockitecture
  • Phlegmitecture
  • Thongitecture
  • Blanditecture
  • Whoreitecture
  • Hair-club-for-menitecture
  • Jump-down-turn-around-pick-a-bale-of-cottonitecture
  • Cheesy-tuna-casserolitecture
  • Tripping the light fantastitecture
  • I can resist anything but temptation-tecture (a variant of Oscar Wilde-itecture)
  • I have a dream-itecture (also known as Martin Luther King jr-itecture)
  • Twas brillig and the slithy tove-itecture (a short-lived fad during the Jabberwock-itecture craze of 1872)
  • We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold-itecture (An homage to Hunter S. Thompson's Gonzitecture)
  • Fool me once [pause], shame on...shame on you. [Long pause] Fool me. [Pause] You can't get fooled again-itecture (a regional subset of the current mindless and uninspired George W-itecture, often referred to as "even worse than post-modernism")
  • I think, therefore I am-itecture (splinter faction derived from Descartes’ previously unpublished 7th part of the “Discourse on Method”, in which he proves that when you die your soul goes to a Starbuck's in Poughkeepsie)
  • Ham on Rye-itecture (A spinoff of Chinaski-tecture. Only Bukowski fans need apply.)

Give a shout out to Michael for starting this wonderfully addictive diversion!

Bravo! Author! Author-itecture!!

4 Comments:

Blogger kari said...

that's fantastitecture!

Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 5:40:00 PM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

and it takes a surprisingly long time to formulate a word with that ending. like an advanced version of pig latin. or, ig-pey atin-ley.

Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 5:40:00 PM PST

 
Blogger eM said...

feetsies-soritecture perhaps? or maybe loathingpeopletecture? Jege, we came up with your own personal hell: to walk across the St. Charles bridge back and forth for eternity! fun, huh? the first time across--fun. The second time: wanting to KILL lots of people! The aimless wanderers who stop, step back, take a picture and then waltz around with no care in the world. Dyl was once witness to a heinous conversation with an extremely flakey girl and a stoned guy...it went something like this:
flakey chick: if you were a cat (look around like a spaz)...what kind of cat would you be? (blank expression of stupidity).
stoned guy: uhhhh.....i....du...noo
flakey chick: huh. i'd be a Tabbbbby caaaat...
Dyl: what the fuck...

Anywho, we've come to calling all large groups of stupid touristy folks tabbies...and wow, are they everywhere!!!!!
Em: (coming up on a busy square) Dyl, we'd better take that other road, we've got a shitload of tabbies up there.
Dyl: Good call, em, we'll take the left road around the stare mesto (old town).

em-i-tect and Dyl-i-tect (with pix of the Gherry building here in Praha-Fred and Ginger...we'll send them on, Jeg).

Sunday, March 27, 2005 at 8:43:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

TABBIES!!!!! LOVE!!!!!

Monday, March 28, 2005 at 8:12:00 AM PST

 

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