Your Name Here-itecture

It all started with an article in the Times called Architecture & Carchitecture.....

• Toiletecture
• Hamburgitecture
• Cream Rinsitecture
• Sockitecture
• Phlegmitecture
• Thongitecture
• Blanditecture
• Whoreitecture
• Hair-club-for-menitecture
• Jump-down-turn-around-pick-a-bale-of-cottonitecture
• Cheesy-tuna-casserolitecture
• Tripping the light fantastitecture
• I can resist anything but temptation-tecture (a variant of Oscar Wilde-itecture)
• I have a dream-itecture (also known as Martin Luther King jr-itecture)
• Twas brillig and the slithy tove-itecture (a short-lived fad during the Jabberwock-itecture craze of 1872)
• We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold-itecture (An homage to Hunter S. Thompson's Gonzitecture)
• Fool me once [pause], shame on...shame on you. [Long pause] Fool me. [Pause] You can't get fooled again-itecture (a regional subset of the current mindless and uninspired George W-itecture, often referred to as "even worse than post-modernism")
• I think, therefore I am-itecture (splinter faction derived from Descartes’ previously unpublished 7th part of the “Discourse on Method”, in which he proves that when you die your soul goes to a Starbuck's in Poughkeepsie)
• Ham on Rye-itecture (A spinoff of Chinaski-tecture. Only Bukowski fans need apply.)

Give a shout out to Michael for starting this wonderfully addictive diversion!

Bravo! Author! Author-itecture!!