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Thursday, March 03, 2005

Mood Swing Alert Color Chart

I think I should have a mood swing color alert scale thingy. You know, like level orange and all that? Here's a few color-mood combos in no particular order:

mauve: tired but impish
chartreuse: starting to get a fucking migraine
periwinkle: at peace; for now
green: vibrant and vivacious
ecru: achy and depressed, possibly heading slowly toward chartreuse
yellow: steadily enroute to chartreuse
fuschia: anxiety ridden and panicky
indigo: energetically mellow (or to quote Salt n Pepa: "relaxed with pep")
chalky pastel green(but not quite pistachio...mmm, pistachio...):
world weary, forlorn and teary-eyed
screaming turquoise: severely annoyed.
ochre: lethargic but spiteful

6 Comments:

Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I need to add one:

Heliotrope: Overly-sensitive, gassy, and armed with mace.

Friday, March 4, 2005 at 7:26:00 AM PST

 
Anonymous Nick said...

Everyone's been saying that ecru is the new black.

Friday, March 4, 2005 at 8:15:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Puce: suffering from 24-hour viral Tourette's Syndrome. Shit Fuck Cocksucker.

Friday, March 4, 2005 at 1:55:00 PM PST

 
Blogger kari said...

CARNATION PINK: drunk as i am now.

Sunday, March 6, 2005 at 6:00:00 PM PST

 
Blogger dawn said...

flaming red: everything you say can and will be taken out of context and used against you

Monday, March 7, 2005 at 9:04:00 AM PST

 
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Man, yesterday was a Flaming Red day. With a side order of Puce.

Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 12:33:00 PM PST

 

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